White Bastard

If the moniker White Bastard cannabis strain piques your curiosity, don’t worry – you’re not alone. Is it an elabourate joke, or something sublime beyond our wildest dreams? Well honey, this luxurious Indica won’t just meet those lofty expectations but exceed them twofold. As its effects take hold, you’ll find yourself feeling both very relaxed indeed and rather…pleasantly fizzy. Almost as if a cosy pair of arms (wearing cashmere, darhling) have wrapped themselves around your brain. And then – gradually at first, but soon quite prominently: hungry! Yes ladies and gentlemen, introducing appetite; it’s going to be joining the party too! All in all, one helluva good time.

White Bastard weed strain, named after two legendary parent strains (God Bud and DJ Short Blueberry), is living proof that when it comes to creating new varieties with kick-ass characteristics, breeders really can have their cake and eat it. This baby pulls off being both lit AF (as the kids would say) and super-chilled at the same damn moment—which for those not fluent in herbal dialect means smoke up, relax without becoming a human paperweight. Every draw reveals why these old-school Daddies worth big bucks back in the day still fetch top dollar at any dispensary worth mentioning.

Taste-wise, there’s lots going on here besides being freaking amazing; imagine delicate purple blooms hanging out next to a cuppa served with a side of ripe-as-hell blueberries just because they all happen to be sharing the same bush. A bit like wandering into a fancy tearoom in the middle of nowhere, finding a surprise berry patch in the backyard upon finishing—sublime theme continues to dance over your palate for minutes after puffing the end of the joint—sorry, do we mean evening grow session? Indeed, every sesh is akin to savouring the finest infusion in a secret courtyard of some unknown botanical garden somewhere really gorgeous—and who doesn't love a believe-needed break from the relentless crap the world throws at us on a daily basis anyway?