Tardis

If you’ve ever wanted to go on a journey through time but can’t because, well, it’s not possible – then the Tardis cannabis strain is for you. This powerful sativa blend of Trainwreck and Oregon Diesel will have your mind racing with ideas as if they just solved all of physics’ greatest mysteries after one puff. With THC levels at 22% and CBD at 1%, a hit of this stuff ensures an intense yet steady experience; perfect if being social whilst stoned sounds appealing/a good idea (hint: it does!). And don’t worry about running out of things to say either – effects include creativity AND lots of talkativity meaning whether chilling alone with whoa dude moments galore or with mates, newfound love for old-school cartoons may surface… or something.

But what does the Tardis weed strain actually taste like though mate? Well buckle up because brace yourself champ: Tardis doesn’t play by any ordinary rules when it comes down flavour-town express! Picture tasting roasted chestnuts only they’re also kinda spicy too but there’s this whole other thing happening that’s like eating herbs whilst inhaling fumes from diesel exhaust?! It shouldn't work but wowzers does AND bonus round - aftertaste wise uplifting AF so bound to feel fan-dabby-dozy basically straight afterwards innit famalam high fives all round.

In essence then really what we’re looking at here folks is quite possibly the best all-round strain ever created full-stop. The high energy/social/creative vibes plus insane Terpene party make it an unbeatable option whether you need to destress quick sharp or fancy yourself a smoke sesh marathon heart-to-hearts squad entire run of Doctor Who without pause for breath – enjoy!