Orange Haze

Named after its lineage and effects, Orange Haze cannabis strain is the perfect choice when you want some sunshine in your life - literally! This well-balanced beauty boasts 20% THC for a happy high that will make everything seem just peachy keen (or should we say citrusy clean?). Next time everyday stressors start creeping in on those good vibes; reach for an eighth of our wonder weed which acts like a fragrant umbrella shielding users from any rainy day blues while producing giggly feel-good emotions.

The story behind our product is tasty too! Its parents are classic Haze crossed with a tangy hybrid. So not only does it taste fantastic all by itself (like oranges mixed with pine needles), but also there’s more going on under the surface... Upon closer inspection, one would find hints of lime zest plus another secret ingredient: Pinene (known for its fresh evergreen aroma). In short? Smoking this stuff is akin to strolling through an herb garden right after a spring shower—except for the fact that said garden happens to be located directly below a bakery where they make rainbow sprinkle cupcakes filled with laughter instead of sugar.

Consumers should expect wave upon wave of happiness after using this Orange Haze weed strain as it hits both brains and brawn all at once —a sensation that opens the floodgates of creative thought whilst imbuing limbs with energy or liveliness; ideal for doing yoga in the park, cleaning the house like a mad person, then going salsa dancing until dawn breaks... or anything else requiring movement, mental agility combined with a general sense of well-being. So basically prepare yourself, dear reader, because soon you'll be bobbing along atop a sea of tranquillity too if you take big enough lung-fulls of vaporised Orange Haze flowers!

And hey, don't forget whether the aforementioned effects sound like something that might float your boat around cloud nine for a while, why not scribble down a few words regarding your experience later and post online somewhere people can read about it?