Oldtimer’s Haze

If you have ever wanted to know what it feels like to be propelled into space with rocket fuel that smells like pine trees, then Oldtimer’s Haze cannabis strain is the weed for you. This Sativa strain is a bit like being woken up by a hyperactive squirrel— after a while it does feel calming but my god can things get more exciting first! Prepare yourself; one hit and suddenly there’s so much energy in your body that sitting down seems like a total waste of time. Activities may include dancing around the living room or improvising an entire song using kitchen equipment as instruments. And it tastes good too. Each time you take a drag there’s an amazing blast of cool foresty-ness with hints of lemon/citrus plus other fruit which I couldn't quite put my finger on (although they reminded me of summer). The overall effect is like sucking sweets while inhaling air beside some big old trees: fresh and sweet all at once, with a massive great hinterland of flavour. I found this made me feel happier almost instantly – it also banished any lingering tiredness. Once the initial potency has subsided somewhat (after say 45mins-1hr); don’t be surprised if creativity blossoms or deep chats become funnier than normal. But fear not about becoming awkward because there’s enough sense retaining here too: social situations deemed perfect by yours truly included pub trips/ watching hilarious stuff online with pals. Oh yes, last thing! If like myself you decide to blaze all day on this beauty, please prepare for landing effects are felt even by seasoned smokers when a joint has gone out multiple times. Oldtimer’s Haze weed strain is truly a ride you won't forget!