Magic Melon

999 is the cannabis equivalent of fine wine: a 999 cannabis strain that relaxes you without knocking you out, making it ideal for anyone after a little bit of everyday enchantment. An indica-leaning hybrid, it blends Tahoe OG’s mellow mood boost with Triangle Kush’s robust qualities to great effect – hence why both recreational and medical users can’t seem to get enough of it. Be it for kicking back after work or finding some relief from anxiety, stress or even depression, 999 has a habit of wafting its fans away to a happy place.

When they talk about bouquet, this weed’s got it coming out of their ears: amid seas of green plants a-growin’, 999 will smell like a rose in bloom every time. Its complex scent has skunky undertones over baseline stinkiness (thanks mum!) alongside something else floral which might remind you specifically of gardenias? Smoking/vaping/eating these buds brings yet more flowery notes to the fore plus other flavours so rich they could be described as fatty or salty; basically loads going on taste-wise no matter how you consume them.

Effects-wise, brace yourself for feeling both active and completely chilled out at once – as if there were little pixies dancing jigs inside your brain while invisible yet super-soft hands give each cell a loving squeeze. Such calming energy can promote creativity making 999 an excellent daytime muse for arts’n’crafts sessions or just hanging with pals; alternatively its overall vibe lift plus slight body warmth make evening chilling at home alone/with a movie not only nicer than usual but possibly quite profound. Far from being merely sensorially delightful then, here is something else again: an all-purpose mood-sparking life-affirming 999 weed strain!