Kushage

Introducing Kushage: The cannabis strain that fuses the mellow vibes of being sofa-bound with the get-up-and-go of a squirrel after its morning espresso. This hybrid sensation is the happy product of OG Kush and SAGE; ideal for folk who want to surf a wave of inventiveness while hovering on a soft cloud of relaxation. Great for moments when you’re gazing at a wall, pondering life’s mysteries – or how best to make a sandwich!

In terms of taste, Kushage is one smart cookie weed-wise. Its complex spicy and herbal flavours, mixed with an almost minty zing like you’d expect at a zen tea party (with backing vocals saying ‘let’s have fun!’), dance across the palate jigging and giggling, leaving taste buds grinning broadly. Each puff may well encourage kitchen experimentation with your own herb collection – or failing that, why not wonder aloud about crisps with added sage?

A session with Kushage also brings unexpected treats on aroma and flavour fronts: imagine savoury dishes that unexpectedly include fruit notes. This Kushage weed strain not only smells good enough to eat – it smokes beautifully too.

When medicating with Kushage, be prepared for some surprises: yes, there will be both mental stimulation and creative urges, but they come along bang in-tune with a physical energy which makes boring chores seem like great ideas to tackle right now, this minute… although maybe nothing involving too much moving about!

The chances are you’ll feel pretty good even if doing diddly-squat, though, as effects can help dull muscular pain spasms. Kushage therefore comes heartily recommended whether working in arts industries or simply trying to survive another tough grown-up day at home - here is an all-rounder that combines gentle relaxation with enough oomph to get off sofa plaza should fridge be calling...