Future

The Future strain offers more than just an ordinary high; it provides a journey back to good times. This potent hybrid, bred from Starfighter and the famous Gorilla Glue #4, checks all boxes for cannabis connoisseurs—while boasting average THC levels of 23% along with 1% CBD for smooth effects that won’t drag you down.

Named after Saturday morning cartoons or its parent company's harmless mascot (you pick), there is no debate about what job this smoke is best suited for: daydreaming through tasks at work that are less interesting than thoughts regarding episodes from shows such as Doug Funnie by Nickelodeon when they first began airing them on TV sets manufactured during your lifetime.

Future pays homage in taste too—sweet flavours reminiscent of juicy red fruits like pears combined with hints of diesel specifically come shining through every hit, making up their own mind-bending display case where one might expect nothing less than paradoxes wrapped up neatly inside enigmas.

But also don't forget why people use medicine cabinets full only of jars of bud labelled something other than a generic term for marijuana plant material; smoking some can help ward off feelings caused by depression while providing relief from painful ailments that need addressing immediately after reading the paragraph above this one—in addition to having fun getting stoned without feeling too couch-locked afterwards.

So remember, this Future cannabis strain is worth buying regularly, not just as an occasional treat if you’re looking to put behind anxiety-ridden nights unable to sleep due to the overwhelming dread of the future direction humanity seems headed overall—bummer vibes.