Critical Hog

For those in search of a strain that packs more punch than your typical barroom argument, look no further: Critical Hog cannabis strain is here to satisfy. This robust Indica doesn’t just smell inviting – as if forests could talk, this one would tell tales of wooden richness and smoky sweetness (with unexpected hints at tobacco). Each drag wraps its audience in warm blankets made from clouds; each cloud tastes like silk ribbons soaked overnight in melted butter... It wants you relaxed but alert enough for watching TV show reruns with friends. Or maybe playing cards while discussing how great an idea ice-cream-and-potato-chip sandwiches are.

At only 15%, these flowers provide mild yet effective relief after work worries have ended too late again. Effects sneak up like surprising old buddies who’ve dyed their hair blonde; suddenly things feel good all over plus there might even be giggling spells coming on soon? You feel sort of sparkly – not enough that anyone checking Instagram story views would notice… But still definitely-at-ease-enough-to-battle-the-blahs-with-a-buddy-or-two.

Its dominant myrcene content brings herbal comfort alongside those tobacco aromatics – think hot-mint tea sipped next (not during) cigarette breaks at flower shop jobs or post-yoga class meetups where everybody wears yoga pants even though nobody has any immediate plans... Again because they make wearers feel nice regardless! These layers upon nuances make it tough not to reach back into that same jar until poof! Empty?, whenever mood strikes which lately seems often indeed sir/madam?

Need some mood-uplifting relaxation feels woven together seamlessly with today is officially awesome vibes? Give Critical Hog weed strain a whirl my friend!