Cluster Funk

Introducing Cluster Funk: a cannabis variety so potent it might erase memories of where you parked—unless it’s by your mom’s rosemary, which could account for the scent! This hybrid has up to 25% THC and around 1% CBD; it’ll take you high enough to touch clouds while keeping an undercurrent of relaxation that feels like being hugged by your favourite blanket.

Genetics matter, especially when they’re as good as those behind the Cluster Funk cannabis strain, descended from breeding staple Mr Nice Guy whose stuff has won multiple awards over many years. One hit quitter? Not this plant! A piney punch of alpha-pinene leads the taste parade alongside skunky base notes plus hints of sweet floral things (roses) topped off with a spicy kick – complex enough for weird dinners or innovative cooking sessions.

When superhero strength is needed to defeat nemeses anxiety and insomnia, light up some Cluster Funk weed strain. Powerfully psychoactive but also very enjoyable, its effects can remove concerns from your mind like a magic trick involving an awful joke; meaning if pals come over with deep topics on the agenda or just want to watch old TV shows giggling fitfully, this strain won’t disappoint. A joint in hand will help you stay laughing amidst a foggy state of bliss: proving once again why calling powerful pot ‘funky bunch’ simply does not compute!